who let the dogs out

soooo i was doing wacktress thing saturday night. i was one of two girls in the entire downstairs restaurant and i was the only girl in the back party rooms. i was surrounded by male staff [servers, runners, bussers, bartenders, barbacks, and management]. my only female companions were 5 bachelorette parties that i had the privilege of servicing.

i want to be a quiet observer at as many bachelorette parties as i can in my life.

i watched one lady grab a male server to make out with him. i watched another rip open a different male server's shirt. i saw one of the poor bussers, a teenage 6'5'' african boy, being backed into a corner by ten drunk and excited women. and i watched as two of my co-workers thought it was funny to drag another server, an adorable 20 year old boy, into a party room and leave him alone with a bunch of these women and a large penis balloon.

all of this, and the women kept a rousing chorus of 'who let the dogs out' up for the entire night. the whole restaurant was privy to the 'fun' that everyone in the party rooms was having.